The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast
Episodes
55 episodes
Corn Hole Murder Guy, Let's Learn How Regional Dialects Work, Checking for AI Plagiarism by Using AI to Check for AI Plagiarism and Then Checking That AI for AI Plagiarism
Our first ever retraction!The Drink:The Raspberry Cosmo:2 oz Vodka1 oz Chambord3/4 oz Lime JuiceThe Stories:Boy Kibble:
The Tile Guy and the Van, "Have You Seen My Phone That I Forgot While I Stabbed Someone?", A Comedian Dies in the Woods and Makes a Sound, Honeybucket Conjugal Visit
Retraction: Bryan said that the bear in The DeCaprio movie "The Revenant" was played by Andy Serkis. It was not. The bear in "The Revenent" was played by Rugby player Glenn Ennis. Sorry ...
The Honest Drug Smuggler, Ocean's (Flamingo) 11, Don't Try This WFH Trick, The Athletic Director Who is Also a Pimp, Try the AI Version of . . . Your Boss?
A few LULD firsts in this one - we didn't like the drink. First time that has happened!The Drink:The Income Tax Cocktail (it was not good):1 1/2 ounces gin3/4 ounce dry vermouth3/4 ounce sweet ve...
The Middle Finger Can Be a Somber Thing, Dogs Get Excited About Everything, A Tale of Murder and Taxes, Crime! Crime!, These Smoke Alarms are Not So Alarming
The Drink: The Mini Egg Chocolate Martini:In a blender:4oz Irish cream3oz hazelnut liqueur2oz creme de cacao white liq...
Wait, Are Those Elephants? . . . . Wait, Is That a Crocodile?, The All-AI Social Media Site, Olympic Cheating Goes Next Level, Creepy Noise Revenge, Guy Taunting Police Isn't Exactly Zodiac
Happy Valentine's Day! A record for number of AI stories here!The Drink: The Pink Lady 1 1/2 ounces London Dry gin1/2 ounce applejack3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed1/4 ounce gren...
Swearing Makes You Stronger, The Rubik's Cube Should Keep Aliens Away, Take My Wife So I Can Vacation Here, You Know . . . Lyft Tracks Their Cars, Right?
Our 50th episode! More AI fun and no less than two Florida Man/Woman stories!The Drink:The Good Cork1 ounce single pot still Irish whiskey1 ou...
The Frog Cop Hallucination, This Episode is a Gas, The Drunken Mermaid, The Yearly Butt Insertion Report, Hey Come Back with Our Walrus Penis Bone
This episode is a gas!The Drink:The Dramshambo Gin Negroni:1 oz Drumshanbo Gunpowder Irish Gin0.25 oz Gracias a Dios...
The 12 Year-Old Assassin, The Liquid Nitrogen Dare, Not a Thief: A Teleporter, Time to Smell the Donuts, There is One AI Not Good at Capitalism
Belligerent tidings!The Drink:Egg Nog and Rum (or whatever you like), equal parts.The 12 Year Old Assassin:https://www.daily...
The Self Proclaimed Smartest Man in the World, It's Doubtful This Scam Will Work, Crypto Key Holder Had ONE JOB, Taylor the Wolf D.N.G.A.F
The Drink:Stout Beer!The Stories:This Guy Proclaims He's Smart: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/im-worlds-...
I Stole This Bus to Make All the Normal Stops, This Freaking Guy, ChatGPT Invents Math, The Manchurian Preschooler, Did You Know Ultra-Processed Food Will Kill You?
We're not getting any sponsorships from sharks in this episode!The Drink: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/the-paper-plane/3/4 ounce bourbon3/4 ounce...
The Urso-Japanese War, The Fedora (Not Florida) Man at the Louvre, Rare Halloocination, Bryan Gives a Tutorial on Whip-its, There is One Kardashian Who Can't Lawyer
This one went long, but we cut it back to include the best stuff - we hope you enjoy!The Drink:The drink: The French Martini2 ounces vodka1/4...
The Human Butt is a Miracle, Wow That is a lot of Porn, The Smart Bed that isn't Smart at All, Tom is Very Very Old, Conspiracies are Widespread Because Internet
Tom is old!The Drink - The Dixie Dew:1 2⁄3 oz | Bourbon whiskey1⁄3 oz |
The Great Kindergarten Guilt Trip, There is No Way She Went 10 Years Without . . . , We Rid America of the Political Divide, Tom Wins at Trivia x 2!
This one went a bit long because we had two Q and A bits that we couldn't cut and they won't disappoint!The Drink:The Oaxaca Old Fashioned: https://www.liquor.com...
Prepare for RaptureTok, Billboards from a Lisa, Tom and Bryan's Music Podcast, Reese's Pumpkin Fleshlights
A very special Birthday episode for Bryan.The Drink: The ChurchillThe Stories:Now you are prepared:
The Great Slug Chase, How (Not) to Be a Drug Mule, "Beer Run Ken": Crying Kids Sold Separately, Scam From Outer Space
Gen X is awesome!The Drink - The Gin Fizz:https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gin-fizz/The Stories:The Great Slug Chase:
Justin Bieber (Not) in the House, Hooters Just Needs Better Butter, The DA and the Drug Dealer, I Will Have 18,000 Cups of Water Please
Bryan does a next-level accent in this one!The Stories:Not Justin Bieber:https://www....
The French Know How to Mourn, Diving Deep Into Douchbro Culture, A Treatise on Hooters, Turns Out Tom and Bryan Are More Evolved
There's a nice out-take in here you don't want to miss!Stories:Tomb of the Unknown Cigarette Lighter:...
I'm Suing . . . Coldplay?, Serial Butt-sniffing is a Thing, A Cat Knows His Gucci, Exaggerated Numbers Going Down Doesn't Work Because Math
The Drink:Beer from your local Brewery.The Tea App in Two Parts:Part 1: https://www.nbcnews.c...
The Time Travel Love Triangle, Man Moves to Russia for Freedom, Tom's Epic Rant, (Not) Everyone's Favorite MILF
In this episode, Tom goes on an epic rant that made editing harder for Bryan, but the final product is, we hope, quite funny.The B and B (Brandy or Bourbon and Benedictine):
A Bed That's Also a Tank, A Felon Reports His Own Felony and Commits Another Felony, A Hospital That's Also a Waterpark
The Drink:The Fitzgerald: https://www.foodandwine.com/fitzgerald-cocktail-recipe-8692781The Stories:TSA urges people to stop tryin...
DJ Can Collector, Wedding Guns and Lambos, Amazon's Peeing Robots, Louisiana Bans Chemtrails
We list off some of the worst songs ever. Later, Bryan does one of his impressions!The Drink: The Piña Colada1/2 medium lime1/2 cups frozen pineapple chunks (about 2 1/2 ounces)3 ounces well-stirred coconut ...
Read the ChatGPTLeaves, Man Really Loves Lowe's Sheds, New Orleans Escape ROFLCOPTER
This episode is packed with song and dance and Jell-O shots. We have animal stories, and Bryan talks about his disdain for pickles.The Drink: The Long Island Iced Tea½ fluid ounce vodka½ fluid ounce rum<...
The Canadian Parking Garage Fiasco, The (Florida) Man With Three Wives, Your Grandpas Pokemon Cards
It's a good thing our mics stifle laughter. Hopefully it's contagious and you laugh with us. Bryan gets really drunk due to a risky cocktails substitution.The Drink:
Incels and Migrant Wives, The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire, Emotional Support Tigers
This week is LULDian to the max: Arson, Tigers, Sex Toys, Boobs and Cats.The Drink: The Negronihttps://www.liquor.com/recipes/negroni/World's First Sperm Race:
Police Chief Shenanigans Go Too Far, First Date Fiasco, Alien Invasion List Make Sense . . . Unless You've Seen the Movie Predator
Our best episode since the break!The Drink: The White Russianhttps://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222900/white-russian-cocktail/Police Chief Bob Far...