The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast
The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast
The Human Butt is a Miracle, Wow That is a lot of Porn, The Smart Bed that isn't Smart at All, Tom is Very Very Old, Conspiracies are Widespread Because Internet
Tom is old!
The Drink - The Dixie Dew:
1 2⁄3 oz | Bourbon whiskey
1⁄3 oz | Giffard Menthe Pastille white crème de menthe
1⁄3 oz | Cointreau triple sec liqueur
1⁄2 oz | Chilled water (omit if using wet ice)
The Stories:
Man Stages Funeral:
https://obdaily.com/weird/indian-man-stages-his-own-funeral-just-to-see-who-cares/
You Can Breathe Through Your Butt:
https://scienceblog.cincinnatichildrens.org/ig-nobel-prize-awarded-to-takanori-takebe-for-butt-breathing-study/
Wow That is a lot of Porn:
https://www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/employee-uploads-187-000-explicit-images-to-us-department-of-energy-network-intending-to-create-robot-porn-gets-caught-and-loses-his-security-clearance-complains-hes-facing-the-spanish-inquisition/
Smart Beds are (not) Smart:
https://obdaily.com/news/science-tech/aws-outage-leaves-2000-smart-beds-overheating-and-stuck-upright/
Stop Doing Pranks, Kids:
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/police-warning-kids-ai-prank
The Lego Theft Ring:
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/us/lego-theft-california-arrest.html
This Week in Duh:
Conspiracies and the Internet:
https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/10/30/1126457/its-never-been-easier-to-be-a-conspiracy-theorist/
Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social. Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
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