The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Certified Haunted Dolls, How Not to Adopt a Baby, Batman Steals from a Church, Garden Torches as Snow Removal, Irish Fisherman Don't F Around

The Liquored Up Low Down Season 1 Episode 7

It turns out all those horror movies about haunted dolls are real. Buying a baby from a stranger is not really the way to go, especially at a Wal Mart. Did you know that some churches have Batman suits? Garden Torches are not good for clearing snow, but are great for burning down your house! Who's tougher, the Irish, or the Russians? We find out this episode.  We discuss the phenomenon of people dying by Selfie. And we close out by talking about why Pandas are fat. Enjoy!

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The Drink:

SCOTCH!

News Stories from This Episode:

Get yourself a haunted Doll:
https://www.dailydot.com/irl/haunted-doll-collecting/

Woman Tries to Buy a Baby:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-woman-arrested-allegedly-trying-buy-another-womans-child-500000-rcna13282

Batman Goes to Church:
https://www.wspa.com/news/batman-burglar-robs-church-overnight/

Man Uses Garden Torch to Clear Snow
https://www.wtnh.com/news/connecticut/new-haven/homeowner-tries-melting-snow-with-flame-thrower-sets-home-on-fire/

Ireland v Russia:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/31/europe/ireland-fishermen-russia-navy-intl/index.html

Taking a Selfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hiker-falls-nearly-700-feet-death-attempting-selfie-arizona-state-park-rcna13858

This Week in Duh: Why Pandas are Fat:
https://news.sky.com/story/revealed-study-finds-how-pandas-gain-weight-on-a-bamboo-diet-12519252

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw