The Sex Doll Divorcé, The Alcatraz Guys Overcomplicated Things, You Must Be This Tall To Be A Hero, LAPD = "LA, Pokémon Department"

This week we discuss the fate of Margo, the Divorced Sex Doll and what she's missing from Yuri, her very flamboyant ex. A dog that can ride the train is framed for pooping there for Political reasons, apparently. Did you know that just saying you are getting out of jail is an escape plan? An Oklahoma Kid saves two lives in one day and Bryan gets jealous because he's only saved one life. Los Angeles, PD: as in "Pokémon Department".  A man gets away with calling out sick from work while Bryan and Tom try to recreate his accent. And finally This Week in Duh finds us  talking about why masks are sexy.

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The Drink:

The Manhattan:
2 oz Rye Bourbon Whiskey
1 oz Sweet Vermouth
1 Dash Angostura Bitters
1 Maraschino Cherry (Garnish)

News Stories from This Episode:

Poly Man Who Divorced his Sex Doll:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-found-love-ashtray-25971031

Dog is Framed for Pooping:
https://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/istanbuls-local-dog-framed-over-poop-on-train-169527

Inmate Pretends to be Getting Out of Prison and Escapes:
https://www.kansascity.com/news/state/missouri/article257305572.html

Kid Saves Two Lives in One Day:
https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/national/oklahoma-child-hailed-a-hero-after-saving-2-people-on-same-day

Los Angeles Pokémon Department:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/11/lapd-officers-pokemon-go-robbery-fired

No Socks = No Work:
https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-tells-boss-he-cant-come-into-work-as-he-doesnt-have-any-clean-socks/827689

This Week in Duh:
Face Masks Make People More Attractive:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/13/face-masks-make-people-look-more-attractive-study-finds

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