The Fart Jar Con, Earth Gets a Black Box, The Lickable TV, Hamsters are Boozehounds, and Bryan Owes Humanity a Baby

This episode is packed with the most serious of topics: everything from science to dystopia to farts. We start with an in-depth discussion of fart jar science and connoisseurship. We then learn that the Earth is getting a Black Box (like in planes!) and we quote Carl Sagan. Do we really need a lickable TV? Bryan's not buying one anytime soon. There is more speculation about biological life on Venus and we quote Carl Sagan again. Tom gets very excited about Hamsters being able to drink. The Pope says "Have Kids not Pets" and Bryan has a lot to say about that. And we close out with dumb people's obsession with celebrity.

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The Drink:
Tom:
1 Splash Limoncello
Lots of Gin

Bryan:
Line a Martini Glass with Dry Vermouth
Lots of Gin

News Stories from This Episode:
The Big Fart Jar Con:
https://www.insider.com/reality-star-made-200k-fart-jars-selling-them-as-nfts-2022-1

A Black Box for the Earth:
https://www.livescience.com/earth-black-box-records-planet-demise

The Lickable TV:
https://www.reuters.com/technology/lick-it-up-japan-professor-creates-tele-taste-tv-screen-2021-12-23/

Roald Dahl:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Dahl

Life on Venus?
https://www.reuters.com/technology/lick-it-up-japan-professor-creates-tele-taste-tv-screen-2021-12-23/

The Kids in the Hall Alien Probe Skit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40&t=3s

Hamsters are Booze Hounds:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/12/alcohol-consumption-hamster-drunk/621125/

Pope Says You Should Have Kids, Not Pets:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/05/pope-couples-choose-pets-children-selfish

And yes, Bryan realizes that he mispronounced "Dostoevsky".

This Week in Duh:
https://certifiedintel.com/2022/01/new-study-finds-people-who-are-obsessed-with-celebrities-to-be-less-intelligent/

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