Incels and Migrant Wives, The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire, Emotional Support Tigers

This week is LULDian to the max: Arson, Tigers, Sex Toys, Boobs and Cats.

The Drink: The Negroni
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/negroni/

World's First Sperm Race:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Sperm-Racing-Los-Angeles-Hollywood-Palladium/1181744921463/

Incels and Migrant Wives:
https://www.politicalflare.com/2025/04/california-gubernatorial-candidate-threatens-immigrants-with-deportation-if-they-dont-marry-incels/

Ya Been Hatfished:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/if-youre-on-a-dating-app-chances-are-youve-been-hatfished-ano_l_68013a64e4b0b87197a6dfe3

The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/state-island-sex-toy-fire-212500678.html

Emotional Support Tigers:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nevada-man-arrested-7-emotional-support-tigers-seized-home-rcna199984

WTF is Happening in Texas:
https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/04/17/texas-school-district-virginia-flag-ban-nudity

This week in DUH:
Abbey Road is just a road:
https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/25060638.tourists-upset-discovering-abbey-road-just-road/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw