 
  The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast
The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast
Yes We Have No Gorillas, Could You Please Pass Those Diamonds, Measuring the Resting Bitch Face . . . of Cats
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those':
 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/14/Virginia-Zoo-escaped-gorilla-hoax/9441741983178/
 
 A Diamond in the Rough:
 https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/gilder-follow-285937
 
 Dogs can shoot guns:
 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/memphis-man-says-was-shot-dog-lying-bed-rcna196189
 
 The great python CBD Oil heist:
 https://www.woodtv.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/men-with-pythons-wanted-for-tennessee-gas-station-theft/amp/
The great donut emergency:
 https://nypost.com/2025/03/01/lifestyle/oklahoma-toddler-calls-police-about-emergency-doughnuts/
(Cat) resting bitch face:
 https://www.reuters.com/technology/feline-okay-app-that-tells-you-if-your-cats-happy-2021-07-27/
 
 This week in DUH:
 https://viewfromthewing.com/tiktokers-convinced-travelers-to-show-up-15-minutes-before-flights-now-airlines-are-giving-away-their-seats/
 Contact Info:
 
 Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.
 
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 https://thinkingoutcloud.org/
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 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw