Fascist Falconer Fired for Phallus, The Great Bear Insurance Scam, Safe Pooping in the Mosh Pit

The drink:

The Gimlet: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gimlet/

Bears and Rolls Royces and Mercedeses, oh my!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/california-bear-costume-car-insurance-fraud

Florida man has secret underground lair:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article298231938.html

Monkeys escape (our theory is they used the "3 monkeys in a trenchcoat" method):
https://www.today.com/news/escaped-monkeys-south-carolina-rcna179160

No bathroom breaks in the mosh pit:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-75-leather-mosh-pit-diaper-lets-you-pee-yourself-at-concerts/

Fascism didn't get this Falconer Fired, but his Phallus did:
https://apnews.com/article/lazio-eagle-falconer-fired-cc2e23c88825aa76f2759e5144f6caec

FOOD NOW . . . WALK NOW . . . OUTSIDE NOW . . . CAR NOW
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/08/240828154926.htm

Siri's listening, even when you don't think she is:
https://www.reuters.com/legal/apple-pay-95-million-settle-siri-privacy-lawsuit-2025-01-02/

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