Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for him.
Axes! Coming to a bar near you!
Be careful. My dog bites because my dog is an alligator.
Does your auto insurance cover you for poor sexual decisions?
Penis Man. The voice of the people with very little to say.
You know there's a driving school out there somewhere that will teach you how to safely have sex in a moving vehicle.
If you have to rob ATMs, you're probably not a very successful rapper.
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