In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw:
Already working on the cover art for Mutant Rage Hamsters 2: This Time It's Personal. Whatever happened to Mutant Rage Hamsters 1? Let's just skip it and get to the good stuff.
In this corner: small weakling human with baseball cap on backwards with a body tempered by Fritos and charcoal grilled hot dogs. And in this corner: a 1700 pound grizzly bear who's pretty pissed that his natural environment is rapidly disappearing.
Let's get ready to rumble!
*interesting fact: my impression of an individual who thinks he can beat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat sounds remarkably like Bill Cosby.
Do you really want to live in a place that needs to pay you to live there?
I wonder if the brochures at the Bank of Zambia include any copies of the dick pics they send to ransomware gangs:
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